A storybook of boredom filled with pictures of the past.


some random guy sleeping in between the library shelves. Chen Yan wanted to dig his nose.


oh these geek books

they scare me.

a lot.


an abstract portrait of David Beckham. See, the hair! It's the fin. It's koko krunch. It's cool.
artists: Terence and myself
that's my purple spiral on the table. tres magnifique


the epitome of sweetness; oh true love!


bang bang

my baby

shot me down.

SAVAGE ANIMAL! SAVAGE ANIMAL!



haha fuck.
Sebastian, Sebastian.

and your favourite stanza is..

To see a world in a grain of sand,
And a heaven in a wild flower,
Hold infinity in the palm of your hand,
And eternity in an hour.

-Auguries of Innocence, William Blake.

I really like those four lines. haha ok. I'm bored. I should memorise the whole poem, yes, the whooole thing.
It's not so bad. haha reminds me of the time Nellyn and I memorised the first, looong paragraph of A Tale of Two Cities, which happened to be one verysuperduperextralong sentence.

but I'm lazy and can't be bothered to. haha.


it feels like I'm losing my friends! ): pppfft.
well, some of them anyway.

I can't stop laughing!

HAHA! this has really brightened up my night. my stomach hurts from laughing!

The Great Amazing Yngwie Malmsteen!


Vivien, here's your "hot" guitarist!
He kills people by playing 4 million notes per minute. or is it per second? Oh, it's per second! :D lol.
John Petrucci!




world domination mode! killzone mode!!

anyway. In the words of the great John Petrucci,
"see ya later noob!"

Absolut-ly!



Ohh yeah. ohhhhh yeeeeeeaaahhhh baaabayyy.

Absolut Perfection.

Absolut Nicola.
Since 1988.

I absolutely love Absolut ads.
www.absolutcollectors.com/gallery
www.absolut.com (you need to be legal drinking age to enter this site, hahah fucking cool!)

Read the Rock Star..

First read THIS.
Yes the sad life of a tortured, tormented rockstar.

Now watch:






haha yeah. all three of these videos are based on the short story.
can you see the similarities? can you can you?
haha.
Quite cool eh, well at least it kept me entertained for a while! :D



when you're talking to yourself, and nobody's home...

WHOOHOOOOO

I am so owning everyone!
I had to do Fundamentals of Marketing MCQ quiz after I read the online lecture that was posted for e-learning.
But as everyone knows I'm a lazy fuck, and I haven't been to a marketing lecture for eons, so why should I start now? hahahah typical eh.
So, durrhhh, I didn't read the lecture.
Anyway, you have to score 70% for the quiz, and have to keep re-taking til you score at least 70%. Everyone had been telling me that they had to re-take the quiz, I know Aza did it four times and Merv and Chen Yan did it about 20 times, so they said.
But!
I PWNZZZAGEEEEE U!


Name: MCQ Test for E-Learning
Status : Completed
Score: 70 out of 100 points
Instructions: If you did not score 70 or more out of 100, you need to take the test again until you do.
Thank you.


On my first try babbbaaayyyyyy!!! :D:D:D:D
I'm so pleased with myself.

HAHA.

E-Learning Smerming

E-Learning week is stupid. I thought I escaped "cyberweek" when I finished secondary school.
Yes I escaped it alright, but it's back! Disgusied not-so-cleverly as "e-learning week".
same shit, new name.
The work is stupid.
Funny enough, I'd rather just go to school I think. haha.

In other news..



my biased boy modelling for Dr. Martens! (HAHA he wishes :P)

One awesomelystupendeouslywonderfully
beautifullyspectacular month,
-and I love you more and more every day, Gordon Lau (:


Have you always wondered when, say, for example, a box of Clorets, states it has "50 mints" inside, whether they were lying to you?
I decided to find out! Yes I have an enquiring mind. And too much time and no life. haha well.

there ARE fifty mints!!
oh my goodness, WOW!!



I kinda didn't use Freehand to do my logo for Desktop Publishing. But it does mention that you can use Photoshop too, so that's just what I did. Thank goodness for contrast controls, they make life so much easier.